An other April Fool Joke From Google

Google this year had the most number or April fool jokes mainly due to the growing number of blogs they have. Google has a blog for every service they provide. Most of these blogs are maintained by different set of people working for Google and it seems everyone wants to have fun.
I recently came across this particular posting by Google Blogger Team on their new announcement of Google weblogs with loads of features favouring Search Engine Optimization. This is such a weird posting you will definitely laugh if you are into blogging or Search engine optimization or search engine marketing.



"Announcing Google Weblogs (beta)
Today we'd like to offer you a sneak
peek at an exciting new product we've been working on: Google Weblogs. Since
Google bought Pyra Labs in 2002, we've been dreaming, planning, and implementing
the next revolution in personal publishing: Google Weblogs. Google
Weblogs, or "GWeblogs," or "Gblogs," which will launch later this year in a
public beta, is the next revolution in personal publishing. Here's what you can
expect:
Don't limit yourself to "reverse chronological" publishing. Our
advanced Google algorithms put your best content at the top of your blog. Even
if your later work goes downhill your previous posts will still shine.
No
more template languages to mess with or sidebars to get right. Our advanced
Google algorithms automatically populate your blog's sidebar with the most
relevant possible content.
Stop worrying about your PageRank or your search
engine optimization. Post directly into Google search results for maximum
visibility.
Save your readers time and effort. We'll automatically extract
the most relevant sentence from your post for the index page, along with any
necessary ellipsis. We'll also put some words in bold!
Your blog's header
will stay fresh with new images from our team of artists, each and every
anniversary of a scientific achievement.



Unsure of what to post about? Just
click "I'm Feeling Lucky" and we'll "take care" of the rest!"

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